Making your noodles this way makes them deliciouser

  Last night, USA Gold medal hopeful, Alicia Sacramone, blew it. She fell off the beam-thingy during her gymnastics routine and lost her shot at the gold medal; landing a huge blow–a haymaker, if you will, right to the jaw of our olympic gold medal gymnastic hopes. Not long after, her coach came forth and blamed the crowd for distracting her during the event (Brietbart Story).Id like to propose a different theory:Not long ago, this footage was of taken of Alicia Sacramone  killing Chad Hansen, chapter president of Delta Theta Chi at Brown University (Alicia Sacramone’s Alma Mater):  As this video clearly demonstrates, Chad Hansen was a douche, Alicia: an Olympic athlete. Charges were never brought up against her. Chad, however, destined to an eternity in purgatory for being himself, has nothing better to do than continue harassing female undergraduates.   

Trailer for Zardoz. Warning: may cause dementia and ponytail. 

  Yes, the Gentleman to the right is Sean Connery, in his leading role in the 1974 British Blockbuster,“Zardoz” .  Apparently it was nominated for a BAFTA.